Teds affliction

ted is afflicted. Like all afflictions ted has had to learn to fight it his whole life. There will never be a cure and Ted struggles daily. Ted's affliction is SHS (sweaty hand syndrome). Although, this may sound innocent enough it is not. It has held Ted back in life. SHS is a multi-faceted disease. It comes with other disorders hand in hand such as AHSD ( awkward hand shake disorder) and RWTHYHBTYWBGO ( really want to hold your hand but thinks you will be grossed out). In the avenue of love Ted has had to be an innovator. the typical first step of love  ,holding hands, is not an option for him and has had to rely on his laser sharpened wit and his dasterdly good looks. Ted is a sufferer and he extends the hand of love and fellowship to all those that suffer.